Fashion: The Worst Of May

So the theme of this worst-dressed list is.... MOM! MOTHERS! MOMMA! MOTHERFFFUU... Okay, maybe not that.

JLo in Hakaan

Moms.... Sometimes they need to be reminded that "No one needs to know that you're not wearing your panties today...."

JLo in Jenny Packham

Sometimes their 5-year-old daughter yells at'em: "Mom... Stop wearing my dress! Seriously.. My ballet recital starts in 5 more minutes..."

Sarah Jessica Parker in Valentino

Sometimes they make their mother proud by wearing granma's art craft project.

Halle Berry in Halston

Moms... sometimes they just wanna embrace their c-section scars...

Heidi Klum in Vivienne Westwood

Moms... sometimes they're just.... f**king Heidi Klum.

January Jones in Preen

Sometimes they just happen to have a f**kin' black hole on'em tummy that sucks their dress into it.

Jennifer Aniston in Vivienne Westwood

Like every other moms out there, they gotta breastfeed'em babies...sometimes in public.

Sheryl Crow in Alberta Ferretti

And sometime they're just....Sheryl Crow?

Awwwww... MOTHERS. Sometimes, no. Most of the times they had to talk about a lot of stuff with their daughters. Things like:

Lucy Hale

"Sit down honey. We need to talk about something. Have you ever heard of the terms 'sensible shoes'? Don't worry honey, mommy's here. I'll guide you.."

Chloe Sevigny

"Skirts up, young lady!"

Jennifer Lawrence in Altuzarra

"How many times have I told you: NO CROTCH IN PUBLIC!"

Jessica Szohr

"Okay. Where the hell is my bedsheet?"
 

Liv Tyler in Stella Mccartney

"What did I told you about wearing a sequel of Kate Winslet's unfinished marker pen dress?"

Rihanna in Max Azria

"Oh, you look so sweet my little munchkin, my baby doll, kuci kuci kuci mumumumumumumumumuuu... Now before you go out, what about giving ur mommy a big wet kiss on the cheek? There you go... Now don't forget to wear your napkin before you eat and come back home before dinner okay?"

Solange Knowles

"When life gives you lemon, you KNOWLES what you should actually made right?"

Miley Cyrus in WTB

"WTB? More like WTF!"

Okay, maybe only a drunken-ass, alcoholic mother would say that but WTH?

Billboard Music Awards 2011: Fashion Hits and (Mostly) Misses.

Well thanks to the deeply shitty internet connection, I'm now far behind my schedule (schedule ape pon ak tataw la). Anyway, lets take some break from all those lovely dress from Cannes and lets take a look of this young Hollywood starlet dress themselves in tacky way. Well, as tacky as Vegas could get, I'd say. But to be honest, I'm pretty glad for this event cause I'm gettin' sick and tired of all that fabulousness of Cannes. I don't know if I could ever be bitchy again.

Now I'm going to take a deep breath... and GO!

Beyonce in Lanvin

Well this is kinda boring isn't it? But don't worry. Momma Tina Knowles to the rescue!

Beyonce's stagewear

And she brought this hot glue gun and a bunch of scrap metals she found on the set of Artificial Intelligence movie.
But actually what I hate the most about this dress is the fact that I can see her lingerie underneath it. Come on Bee. If you wanna go tacky crazy, take some advice from Gaga - ELECTRIC TAPES.

Britney Spears

Well, she looks pretty but this is sooo Britney. Nothing new here.

Fergie in Herve Leger by Max Azria

How did she even made it trough the door? And what with this bondage dress trend? Is it not enough that this people showing cleavages and butts and now they're taking it to a whole new level by bringing fetish-inspired getups onto the red carpet? Geez.

Kelly Rowland in Max Azria

It's so close to being tacky but Beyonce's ex-background singer here looks pretty hot.

Keri Hilson in Rachel Roy

Too many random colors here. Her yellow shirtdress, her green belt, her pink nails, that gold heels and that hair looks terrible on her.

Ke$ha in Jad Ghanour

She looks a little like Heidi Klum, no? Well the dress has interesting design to it sans the tulle but it did nothing to her wide figure. Hey but at least she showed up in a real dress, right?

Kylie Minogue in Alexander Mcqueen

It's amazing how she can still work the cute, young Hollywood starlet looks in her 40s. She looks pretty but the detailing on her dress looks a little weird and clumsily done. Because the runaway version looks better.

Mary J. Blige in Mark Bouwer

Bitch looked fierce.

Michelle Williams

To be honest, I only like those boots. Or maybe not.

Nicki Minaj in Mark Fast

I don't know. I think this is too ugly. Even for Minaj here. The bust part looks severe. Like it is recovering from a terrible car accident or something. And what with the blah color?

Nicole Kidman in Dolce & Gabbana

I kinda like it. She looks cute. Love the braid.

Selena Gomez in Dolce & Gabbana

This is severely attention seeking. Like when she ditch Lovato to befriend Taylor Swift so that she can do a cover of her song or when she date the Bieber. Yucks. And she can't even sing. But I love her song 'Who Says' though. Where were we again?

Taylor Swift in Elie Saab

This is too bland even for Taylor! And why am I using exclamation marks? Cause this is too bland even for Taylor!

Rihanna in Max Azria

What is this? The World Lesbian in Business Convention 2011? Then where's Degeneres?

Travis Barker

Except for that mini-douche, I pity those kiddos...