Beyonce runs her imaginary world with her girls..

..and in that world, the authorities were afraid of a bunch of girls who suffers from an epileptic dancing seizure and wear fabulous dresses.

Beyonce - Run The World (Girls)

I don't love the song but man, this diva looks killer-fabulous!

If you want to know which dress Bee wear in this vid you can click here 

And I really love those white Givenchy couture on her. Too bad she didn't wear'em for long.. 

And to Lady Gaga, Beyonce have only this to say:

1. What costume change every 2 minutes?
2. What armadillo heels?
3. What having epileptic seizure while tergeliat-geliat on the ground? 

California King 'Not-Bad'

So the video was released just today. And yeah, I think it's not bad. Not bad at all..

Rihanna-California King Bed

So I'm feeling very lazy now to write this in long paragraph form (because I know once I started writing in paragraph, I'll brag. A lot) so lets do this in numerical form.

1. The first 30 sec is kinda drag don't you think? I mean, it's already a slow song so you don't need to go walking around just to, you know, (how do I say this?) reveal the slow strumming of guitar or whatever. Oh God I'm bad at this. Just watch the video and you'll understand.
2. Riri looks fabulous. Her top looks a little bit like my grandma's bra. Well don't get me wrong. Back in those days we (why did I said 'we'?) I mean, they don't have Victoria's Secret or any brand of bra you can think of. So if you wanna know how org dulu2 punye bra looks like, it looks just like that. Kinda. Sorta.
3. Riri's red hair really offset the whole orange-ish surroundings.
4. The black and white scene/part kinda remind me of Beyonce's If I Were A Boy video clips.
5. I wish to see more of the male actor instead of him sitting around like someone who can't satisfy his girlfriend sexually and that bathing part look like some kinda perfume ad or something while Rihanna is doing her own thing singing and dancing and laying on the grass which makes me wonder. Why did she lay on the grass alone like that when she already had a California King Bed and a hot guy waiting for her on it.
6. Oh God I'm talking craps again...

So, overall I love this song (the vid is so-so la..) because it shows Rihanna's softer side and it's also the 'I CAN sing and fuck you haters!' kinda song. Good on you Riri. Good on you..

Jessie J says...

...Nobody's Perfect.

Jessie J-Nobody's Perfect

Well, I actually wanted to say "Ironically, this is perfect" but I don't think I'm in that position to say stuff like that. You know, I'm no expert in this stuff. Now lets forget about others and lets focus on me and what I think now will ya?

Firstly, I freakin love this song. I love the story behind it. You know, people fucked up and do stuff. You just to accept the fact that nobody's perfect.

And that includes you, Jessie.

Well I watched her interview the other day and she's so sweet. I kinda like that about her. I mean, she's always been compared to Gaga (because her weird fashion sense and her tendency of not wearing pants) because of her eccentricness and stuff but Gaga had never struck me as sweet. And because she's always been compared to Gaga, I find it kinda weird that she did all this stuff in the video.

Errrrr.... slime. Which kinda remind me of...

..this from Lady Gaga's 'Born This Way'

And then she wore a blonde wig with some fancy headpiece...

...hey! It's the same hairstyle! Did she recycle Gaga's old wig?

Fancy hairstyle, again.

Can you spot the similarities?

Well, other than that I kinda like the video. If you've ever seen her performs live, you'd know that her over-ness is actually her trademark as a singer and I think that's what her fans (including me) love about her. I also think she looks gorgeous in the vid. Thumbs up for the good work, Jessie. Or whoever involved in the making of this vid. Next: California King Bed by Rihanna.

I'm going to make this short because...

Alyah- Kisah Hati

...I preview a Malay music video! Tu maknenye mmg terbaek la video trsebot. Hahahaha. But don't get me wrong. Video Malay bkan smuenye lame it's just that slalunye Melayu punye music vid nih consist of org jln2 tnpe arh tuju kat pdg la, kat brnde rumah la, tgh2 jln la sbab tu ssah sket nk amek port Malay nyer vid nih. Kdg2 lagu punyer la best tpi klip video lame giler. Hahahahaha. Maybe this video pon consist of some of the stuff I said just now but I'll tell you why I love this one.

1. The song is nice and meaningful. And care die smpaikan lagu tu pon full of emotion. 
2. The setting is super nice n mmbntu untok mnympaikan msj kesedihan yg ade dlm lagu nih (Ceh. Cam org pro plak yg komen an? ;p)
3. She looks gorgeous! I love her red dress ngan bunge bsar kat ats kpale tuh. Heck I love it so much I even forgive her for running on the road bare-footed. Next time, wear some super-high red stilettos when you're running around in your video, Alyah.
4. I love the part yg mase die and Remy Ishak brpelok tpi rupe2nye Remy tuh tader. N then the lyrics yg part "Mungkin kita bersama nanti di atas sana". Though a little cliche n rmai org da bwat tpi it's still touching. Huhuhuhuhu.
5. And lastly and most importantly, it doesn't look cheap and lame. Well it is true yg video nih xde la pkai special effect cam Anuar Zain nyer Sedetik Lebih tu but at least nmpak cam high quality n gambo dier sgt lawo.

I think the job is nicely done here. And I also heard that this is the OST for Nur Kasih The Movie; which explain the special appearance by Remy Ishak there. Anyway, I love this song and I love this vid and I can't wait to watch the movie (although trailer die mcm x best). Till next time guys!

Oh Taylor.. I wish you 'Mean' it...

So the music video for Taylor Swift latest single, Mean, was here. You can click on the link below to watch it on Youtube.

Taylor looks very beautiful in this video. Well, for me there's two type of beautiful - the one who's already blessed with beauty, and the one who KNOWS how to look beautiful. And in Taylor's case, I think she's both.

The video is still fresh so I can't seem to get any of its stills from Google. But to make it short, it's not that, you know, different from any other music video. It also kinda remind me of Pink's music video, Raise Your Glass. At first I thought it might be the concept of the song but the more I watch it, the more it resemble it.

I've no other complaint than the fact that I wish she looked, well, meaner when she said "Drunk and grumbling on about how I can't sing." Honey, if you were to be bitchy, you ought to show'em. Give your haters the sickest and most sarcastic look you can ever make. But who am I to complain about sweet Taylor being, well, sweet?

Other than that, job well done Taylor. I love the song, I love the message and I know it'd become an anthem to all the unpopular kids out there.

I'm not in love with Judas... the music video, I mean.

But to be clear I'm not in love with the real Judas either. To avoid any misunderstanding.

Well I don't know what's wrong with my blogspot as I can't the video from Youtube here so if you wanna see the video you can click here and you can also go to Lady Gaga's Vevo channel to subscribe.
Now let's start talking bitchery...

Now, if Lady Gaga was to be one of my friend, I swear one day this will happen. She'd come to me and...

Lady Gaga: Oh, (my name), help me! I don't know what else I should do!! First, I've ditch my pants, Then I've oddly (force her to) collaborate with Beyonce. I've grow thinner just thinking about all this! What else should I do other than arriving on the red carpet in a uterus, wearing shoulder patch attached to my shoulder. For the love of God I've even wear prosthetic butt and even prosthetic spider-eyes boobies! People are not paying anymore attention to me now more than they pay attention to that come-back bitch, Britney!

Me: (Putting down my coffee cup with such elegant and poise. You know, if we were to be friend, I always imagine me being the calm and normal one while she being, well, herself. She'll be the one she turned to when she feels like being a normal human being with emotions and feelings and stuff) Why do you say that, Steph?

Lady Gaga: Shusshh!! Don't call me with my real name that loud! You know I don't like it! Geez..

Me: But everyone knows....nevermind. What's the matter now? What happen? Why did you say that?

Lady Gaga: You know how people react when Britney's vid Till The World Ends premiere. They were like, having multiple orgasm! 'OMG, Britney's vid in less than an hour!!!' and stuff like that! Me? Well my fans do feel anticipated and stuff but I want more! More!

Me: Like when people talk about you sampling one of Madonna's song for your  Born This Way and then mencarot all about it in an interview calling yourself fucking genius?

Lady Gaga: But I've already done that! But instead of sampling others' song, I sampled my own song, Bad Romance.

Me: Maybe people are tired of your bad acting skills and you babbling about aliens invasion and stuff. You know, that kind of stuff do get old quick. (then I take a sip of my coffee, while enjoying the green view from my verandah)

Lady Gaga: But I didn't do any acting in this video clip! Not even a dialogue!

Me: (almost choked on my coffee) YOU DIDN'T?

Lady Gaga: No. I just took some time riding with some random bikers who wears bedazzled leather jacket.

Me: You mean, studded?

Lady Gaga: Whatever... Well, that's not the point. I took your advice. I let myself loose. I swear to God I even smile ONCE! Do you hear me? I SMILE!! I'm sincerely having fun and for the first time in my music video, I'm not in pain!

Me: Okayyy..... Now lets talk about your costumes. I mean, dresses.

Lady Gaga: Nah.. I don't remember it that much. My costume was outrageous, as always but it looks kinda cheap and so insignificant I couldn't even remember it. I just remember paying homage to Mickey Mouse once..

...and then to thugs once. You know, with the headband and stuff.

See? Me? Lady Gaga? Paying homage! What more should I do to attract more of you guys' attentions?

Me: Errrr... What about the dancing. I'm sure that's interesting..

Lady Gaga: Well, it's the usual 'my' dance, you know, with the swinging arms and jumping and hopping around in the highest heels. I've gone back to basics. The time when half of the population in the world doesn't hate me. Back to my 'Just Dance' day when I, well, just dance. I swear I did nothing more! No more long, boring video clips. I just dance and have fun because I know that's what my fans love! And I do it because I love them!

And I swallow my last sip of coffee. I think. And I think for a very long five minutes, while staring at an oak tree at my front yard. It doesn't take me that long to figured it all out. But I know the truth will hurt her. I'm torn. But as I gather my strength, I cling to my principles - real friends are also real bitch. And then I spoke up to her. As simple as this.

Me: Why don't you fucking stop making songs about demons?

And by this she gave me a sharp stare. I swallow my saliva. Then, without saying a word, she stormed out of my house. And after this, I know I'll never see her again. I try to chase her but as I arrived at my front door, she had already starting her engine to her uterus-shaped flying saucer and was getting ready to fly. I tried my best to persuade her by shouting: "At least I think the gun lipstick, or lipstick gun was interesting! And original!!!"

But she didn't listen to me and continue to fly away in her errrr... saucer.